Home Uncategorized Students Across America Excited To Finally Return To In-Person Indoctrination Uncategorized Students Across America Excited To Finally Return To In-Person Indoctrination By Steve Balich - August 20, 2021 0 626 Facebook Twitter Google+ Pinterest WhatsApp Students Across America Excited To Finally Return To In-Person Indoctrination August 10th, 2021 – BabylonBee.com With the fall semester beginning in just a few days, college students across the country are looking forward to ditching the Zoom call classes to be brainwashed in person instead.“It’s been a tough year,” said incoming second-year student Timmy Soyberg. “Indoctrination over online classes just isn’t the same as being indoctrinated in a real classroom in front of a flesh-and-blood, tenured indoctrinator. I can’t wait!” Millions of students are preparing for the big day by buying extra masks, paying their parking fee, paying their meal fee, paying their supply fee, paying their textbook fee, paying for room and board, and then shelling out $30,000 of borrowed cash for the first semester of their indoctrination year.“This is a welcome return for students,” said Billy-Bob Smith, local farmer and education expert. “In return, the students will have the joy of sitting in a real live classroom as the professor empties their minds and souls of all reason and virtue to teach them how to deconstruct everything good in this world to replace it with pure, unadulterated rage and radical ideology before shoving them out into a cold, cruel world completely unprepared for what they’ll face… what was I talking about again?”“Oh yeah– welcome back to school, kids!” Schools have confirmed they will also be adding a $5,000 “in-person” fee for anyone attending classes in person. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Uncategorized Pitiless As The Sun By M. E. Boyd Uncategorized Unchallenged Orthodoxies By M.E. Boyd Miss Constitution Uncategorized Steve Balich wins tiebreaker to reclaim Homer Township Republican post RECENT POSTS Pitiless As The Sun By M. E. Boyd Uncategorized Steve Balich - May 15, 2024 0 Unchallenged Orthodoxies By M.E. Boyd Miss Constitution Uncategorized Steve Balich - May 6, 2024 0 Steve Balich wins tiebreaker to reclaim Homer Township Republican post Uncategorized Steve Balich - May 4, 2024 0 Homer Township Republican committeeperson race to be decided by lot following judge’s order Uncategorized Steve Balich - May 2, 2024 0 Illinois state gas tax to hit 47 cents July 1 Uncategorized Steve Balich - May 1, 2024 0